Dirt Nut

A commonly known dirty person with the qualities off the male ball sack ..

Chick1: She just licked my face and I enjoyed it!
Chick2: Eww you dirt nut!

by Clitorusondra September 12, 2009

martian dirt

occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."

"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."

by pvtDouglas March 24, 2019

Joe Dirt

When you smoke a joint, blunt, cigarettes, etc...
All the way through, with out ashing it.

“So you gonna ash that before you pass it?”

“Nah, gonna joe dirt this bitch”

by Fgod May 24, 2018

dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

Dirt bender

Someone who defecates on another person

Odell Beckham ordered several dirt benders to his hotel room last night

by Poop fetish September 22, 2020

Dirt Cake

A mix or pudding and crushed oreo's with gummy worms. A hit with the kids and adults alike.

I loved eating dirt cake when I was a kid.

by Hibrou April 06, 2022