Coffee

A highly addictive drink brewed from roasted coffee beans now consumed around the world. Made by coffee slobs -instant coffee, to coffee snobs -Kopi Luwak coffee which is made from coffee beans eaten and pooped out by the Asian palm civet.

“If only Elvis had stuck with coffee…”

by Cammeray January 19, 2017

Who Stole My Coffee

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Who Stole My Coffee!!

by CocaineDude February 1, 2021

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

coffee rhino

A person who spontaneously bursts out with anger due to overconsumption of caffeine.

"May I sit between you two coffee rhinos?" asked Amanda.

by rtrac3y December 26, 2011

Coffee Beaning

Like Tea-bagging, but for girls

She was coffee beaning hell out of him!

by danielspend69 December 5, 2021

Coffee

A hot drink made from the roasted and ground seeds (coffee beans) of a tropical shrub.

We went out for a coffee

by AlexzzExplainer1 October 10, 2020

Peruvian Coffee

Used to describe an awful stench coming from a certain person or animal. Often used to describe someone who doesn't shower or care about personal hygiene. The term has nothing to do with Peru or the people of Peru. It is only about the strong stench of the certain coffee.

Did you just go for a swim in a septic tank, because you smell like Peruvian Coffee!

by ugaatl September 8, 2025