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Christmas pudding

When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top
Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?
by itsyourfavouriteboyever March 10, 2018
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Christmas

The day when the old hairy man breaks into houses in the dead of the night with the bag for the children
Today is Christmas
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christmas

the time of the year when you get free shit from your family and you put shit in a paper bag light it on fire and leave it on you shitty neighbors door step.
HAVE A SHITTY CHRISTMAS
by Was_Hitler_A_Good_Human December 16, 2020
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Stalker's Christmas

Valentine's day.

The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "

"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?

"Stalker's Christmas!"
by One Dark Hearted Fool February 21, 2010
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Christmas

a special time of year its not about presants.
and the christmas spirit is great.
christmas is family time
by just a dude111111 November 23, 2021
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christmas

george floyde
by Lovelife94 October 19, 2021
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Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.
"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"
by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
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