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Christian "Flake" Lorenz

Flake is a keyboardist in german Neue Deutsche Härte band Rammstein.
Do you know that Christian "Flake" Lorenz is keyboardist?
by sssSomebody March 8, 2018
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bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017
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annandale christian college

A term used to define a person, group of people, or a company, in a manner which shows them as dumb, useless, unethical, biased, stupid or unintellectual.
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Christians Against Dinosaurs

Christians Against Dinosaurs (CAD) is a Christian organization dedicated to denouncing the existence of dinosaurs. They are well known for using science to debunk the existence of dinosaurs in their Facebook Group and through several educational YouTube videos.

The actual members of the organization tend to shy away from turning to Biblical reasoning for their beliefs and prefer to use scientific facts, studies and data when explaining their stance on dinosaurs. Most of the members are highly educated, often holding advanced degrees in various fields of science, paleontology and geology from prestigious universities.

Christians Against Dinosaurs originated online as a Facebook Group back in early 2013 and has been covered by various news publications including The Inquisitr, CNET, Mirror, UPROXX, Daily Mail and ABC News.
That online Christians Against Dinosaurs group just got covered in the news again. For a bunch of Christians they do make a convincing argument that dinosaurs may have not existed.
by Dr_Chauncey_Siemens September 30, 2016
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born again christian

a trade of logic for hope
(if you lack logic anyway, then you get it for free)
born again christian: i just FEEL the bright future ahead of me..
by zoster October 5, 2007
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Christian Brothers College

Cry Baby College.

The students cry every time they lose any sports event.
“Did you see that we beat cbc yesterday? Yeah, all of the Christian Brothers College kids were crying.”
by Fhsd May 4, 2021
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Plymouth Christian Academy

A school which covers up sexual assault and breeds racism and homophobia (but for Jesus so it’s chill )

-Catholics are on thin ice

- non denominational totally not Baptist

- .00001 melanin in a quarter mile radius of the flag pole
Example: “ Remember that 1 hour lecture at Plymouth Christian Academy in Bible class where Mrs Davis read us that article on anal fisting practices to scare us from being gay?”

Example 2 :

Person 1 : “ What happened to (insert name here)”

Person 2: “Didn’t you hear, they kicked him out of Plymouth Christian Academy when they found out he was gay”

Example 3:

Person 1: “Why did they let that one guy lead worship at PCA’s vacation Bible school after asking that nine year old for a hand job”

Person 2: “They need him”

Example 4:
Person 1 : ” Why did that one (lab redacted) teacher who had naked kids pictures in his slides and touched girls after class never get fired from PCA”

Person 2 : “He was asked to leave after a few decades”

Example 5:

Person 1: “ remember the chapel at PCA where they made us sit for an hour until one of us admitted to watching porn”

Person 2: “ The one where they made us watch Ted Bundy talk to dr Dobson and blame his violent crimes on watching porn so that we wouldn’t watch it?”

Example 6:
Employee 1 “ Why did PCA fire the Jewish staff member”

Employee 2: “Sorry PCA just found out or we would have done it sooner”

Example 7:
Person 1: “ What do you mean which black student we have like 1”
by 1John420:69 November 9, 2021
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