by BeezzyE November 21, 2020
by fearher February 23, 2024
Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
by red_shamus August 07, 2022
Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.
by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020
When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE
by The uriniser October 01, 2019
by bmatic2 March 02, 2020