A name for a really stupid kid. Origin: a stupid kid who thought people were talking about him behind his back. They were actually talking about the term 'cameltoe'. The phrase Captain Cameltoe came into existence.
That kid is such a Captain Cameltoe.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
Dude, did you see what Captain Cameltoe did last night? Sooo stupid.
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Captain Price, ever since the very first CoD game, has been nothing but a dumb NPC that just kept getting kidnapped and left you circling an entire fucking dungeon, time and time again just to find out he already trolled his way out, and leaves you on the floor before deciding to go with you EACH FUCKING TIME
Captain Price, ever since the very first CoD game, has been nothing but a dumb NPC that just kept getting kidnapped and left you circling an entire fucking dungeon, time and time again just to find out he already trolled his way out, and leaves you on the floor before deciding to go with you EACH FUCKING TIME
Random CoD fanboy: "OMGZ Captain Price is so BAWS!"
Random Gamer: "He's okay, but he doesn't do much"
Random CoD fanboy: SHUT UP YOU STUPID GAY FAG,YOU JUST SUCK AT CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY!
Random Gamer: "He's okay, but he doesn't do much"
Random CoD fanboy: SHUT UP YOU STUPID GAY FAG,YOU JUST SUCK AT CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY!
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Get the captain creep mug.When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.
Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!
Girl: that's a captain crunch :P
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