Soft-Box Christmas

A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.

Last year we had a soft-box christmas.

by Rbcrusher1221 November 12, 2023

snowy christmas

A festive present for your significant other usually given in December.

This is best prepared with the help of others but can be completed by oneself:
Fill a wide mouthed fish bowl half way with semen. When it comes time to share presents be sure to open yours first. Ask her to close her eyes while you retrieve her present. Stand behind your significant other and ask her to open her eyes as you promptly place the fish bowl over her head and shake her like a snow globe while you state in a jolly voice "Enjoy your Snowy Christmas little girl!" Be sure to grab your present before you snap a picture and bolt out the door.

EXTRA Snowy Christmas:

Same concept but with a larger fish bowl filled to the rim.

Man: Hey babe, would you like to have a Snowy Christmas this year?
Woman: It wouldn't be Christmas without one!
Man: Alright, I'll call some guys to help give you one. Maybe even an Extra Snowy Christmas.*snicker*
Woman: ...?

by TainedNymph June 10, 2016

Christmas

A very old man breaks into your house, gives you the present and unloads the sack.

Christmas is a fun time for Riley Reid!

by bluraps_ - insta (I do music) December 30, 2020

Christmas Wishbone

A friendly competition where two people insert the straight end of a candy cane into their rectums. They proceed to hook the canes together, clinch their sphincters, and play tug-o-war. The loser of the game has to eat the candy cane. Can be used in a bracket style championship at large get togethers.

Tim-“The office party turned into a whole bunch of Christmas Wishbone games last night”
Josh-“Oh, man!”

Tim-“Becky from accounting got a whole load of poo.”

by TheSpleenlessPenis December 21, 2017

Mexican Christmas

“Mexican Christmas” is a derogatory slang term referring to the surge of package thefts from residential porches that occurs after Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales, often perpetuated by individuals from specific demographic backgrounds see: shit skins.

The phrase plays on the stereotype that thefts are committed disproportionately by Hispanic individuals, particularly during the holiday shopping season when numerous packages are left unattended.

“Better have your neighbor grab your Amazon deliveries—it’s Mexican Christmas season and the porch pirates are out in full force.”

by NotBangTownUSA December 5, 2025

The Christmas Abyss

The slot between the wall and wardrobe where unwanted Christmas gifts that are to shit for ebay are placed so they are kept out the way and forgotten about till one day get cleared out to make room for the deodorant gift set you got this year
This spot can also be used for shitty birthday presents as well

Chris : Why is there an Xbox in the Christmas Abyss?
John : Cus`I wanted a PS4

by ICan'tComeUpWithAGoodName June 30, 2016

christmas

a holiday that has absolutely nothing to do with jesus, and is just a day where spoiled rich kids get whatever they want from their sorry ass parents. and girls forget about their peoblems and think its the day for make up sex.

oh its christmas? you know whats happing today then.

by Tiktok. refrences. December 19, 2019