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Cartered

Cartered (Car-ter-d)
A north of the 49th parallel term originating within the borders of Canada. First thrust into public consciousness during the gold rush days in the Yukon, regarded as meaning incredible shortfalls and extreme unluckiness when success has been all but guaranteed . A term identifying an unlucky loser whose game playing is unmatched and often avoided by other players due to vortex of losing that follows and routinely due to association. Getting Cartered was documented in a 1914 article that may never have been written, in which a high profile dentist had placed a $100 bet on a horse race at their local track. This tactician of molars chose the horse “ShotsonGoal” for a win that paid a return of $10k. The horse won the race by 4 lengths, with the sharp dressed dentist getting “Cartered” by the horse winning.. but…the jockey was knocked off the horse at the start of the race, thus disqualifying the horse and making his ticket a loser!
Getting Cartered-

“Tarheels up by 2 over Duke and a Last minute three at the buzzer makes for a Duke victory as time expires”- Getting Cartered since the Tarheels were taken for win and the spread!
by Bjorn Philipsonbergstein July 25, 2024
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Carmelo

Carmelo have a big cock the size of a telephone pole that will destroy ur insides boy or girl
i cant come to work i cant walk after being with carmelo
by slashergames July 26, 2024
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carter gifford

by ballcracks August 10, 2024
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Carter

Carter is the most beautiful boy I have ever came across, he has these pretty brown eyes and the cutest smile EVER. He is sweet and funny. Best bf ever. He’s really good at baseball and must be at football. I hope I know him for the rest of my life.
Why do you even like carter”
Look at him how could you not?”
by Lane is the bestest August 20, 2024
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Carmelo

A gay ass mexican boy named Gordo who loves eating tacos and wee wees
Hey look at that new kid Carmelo you can just tell he had to jump a couple walls to get here he probably snuck in a pinata truck
by Gabriel the cuck September 9, 2023
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cartegenist

“He/She is giving off cartegenist vibes

does not apply to they/them
by ishouldbuyaboat September 9, 2023
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Carter Lamb

He's overall pretty cool, but can be a dickhead at times. Definately a cool guy once you get to know him. Usually likes sports and acting gay when he's usually the straightest guy in the room.
Stop pulling a carter, Stop Cartering. You're being a Carter Lamb.
by Calamity117 September 22, 2023
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