Bae: hey babe, i want you too crease me *snort* *snort*
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!
Boyfriend: No way you keep snorting and rolling around in the mud, stupid pig!
by Manlikeeee January 7, 2017
Get the crease me mug.Jane attended virtual staff meeting on Zoom and noticed a strange action happening in one of the boxes. Just then she spotted Jeffrey Toobin massaging his trouser snake and was about to reach climax. "OMFG did you see that?" she texted her work pal. "We just got Me Toobin'ed! Gross!"
by Uncle Joosie October 20, 2020
Get the Me Toobin mug.A game played in basketball where two (or more people depending on your athleticism) get into a heated argument and one player tries to dunk on the other while the second player tries to block the shot. Trying to demonstrate that one is the weaker player athletically.
Alex: "Dude you can't dunk!! I could block you no problem."
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.
Andrew: "Oh yeah? Jump with me then."
Alex jumps, gets dunked on, then is banned from the gym for being a little bitch.
by BoomGoesTheDynoMite October 20, 2016
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Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"
by TheTroofth October 26, 2018
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If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
If your stomach makes a particularly loud grumble, or a little air slips accidentally from either passage (front or back) you can acknowledge its passing politely with this little interjection to make it known it was not purposeful.
Usually accompanied with a look of shock from the perpetrator.
by Nothatoriginal October 31, 2011
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guy 1: ok, so I'll sell you my 1992 honda for $20,000
guy 2: for that piece of shit? ya jazzin me.....
bob: hey dude, fred scored with ur sister katy last night
dude: what? nah...ya jazzin me
guy 2: for that piece of shit? ya jazzin me.....
bob: hey dude, fred scored with ur sister katy last night
dude: what? nah...ya jazzin me
by BarbadosBoy July 6, 2009
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