Brandon

A Brandon can Joost make you pull him by the ears. He is spunky he likes his oatmeal lumpy. You can ask a Brandon to karaoke Vanilla Ice or to scratch his derrière. Anytime you meet a Brandon he can resemble a gnome with his long white beard. Get a Brandon.

Brandon is rapping that Ice, Ice Baby again.

by Ccccccmmmmm September 18, 2023

brandon meadows

An ugly fatass that when look at his face you might puke

He is so fat and ugly he's a Brandon meadows

by Flaminmonkey July 8, 2016

Let's go brandon

This word was originally used by a woman who thought the crowd was cheering "let's go brandon"

The crowd was actually cheering 'fuck Joe Biden'

Hence is used by people generally republicans and conservtives to basically say 'fuck Joe Biden'

What do you think of Biden?

Let's go brandon

by Moose in Canada December 7, 2022

Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

Brandon

a disgusting filthy rat of a human being whos homophobic and gay

brandon shut up

by elelkweflkjfhldkjg May 31, 2022

Brandon

A clean looking Lebanese with Hella sty and flow, he is loaded beyond money, and drops loads on corner store employees. He has a pet dog named Ricky, and has a trained monkey named josh who is obsessed with his orangutang. Overall Brandon is the funniest person in the room always willing to give up a buck to see that thang droop.

That nigga Brandon just fucked my orangutang but hes got sty so ill let it slide.

by Cody Bales (I look like neon) August 16, 2024

Brandon

Brandon is the sexiest mofo ever. He randomly appears after ages and calls you a 'dyke' which is his way of saying he loves you. Brandon's are typically spotted on the outskirts of Ipswich, Grange Park or Surrey. Scrounging around the bins for a pork pie and a copy of some hentai magazine. Brandon is a cool guy.

Person 1: You know that Brandon?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon

by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024