brown eye booger

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

by turnyourface August 6, 2010

booger

that thingy thats hanging outta your nose

ewww pick it nowwwww!!!

by abbieann June 9, 2005

booger shit beef patty

when you swallow so many flem boogers that you shit them out and it makes a brown beef patty looking thing with boogers infested into it .... when you make a booger shit beef patty, the noise is worse then a blowhorn and a train combined a booger shit beef patty smells so bad that if you stand next to it it smells worse then fendis ears mixed with the smell of murna and shazazas doodyyy when hes bleeding from his bUT hole ... beware of the booger shit beef pattyy...

AH SHIT !!! I JUST LAID A BOOGER SHIT BEEF PATTY !

by fart shit June 28, 2009

Pussy Booger

A big slimy wet green and orange type object that comes out of your pussy.

Do you have a big tissue? I just picked a big Pussy Booger!

by DSackBall August 10, 2010

Boofie

The act of taking a selfie with your buttocks as the main focus.

Chanel: "Hey Trina did you send Daquan and booty selfie?"

Trina: "ya mean a boofie? Hell yeah girl!"

Professor: "have you students heard of boofies?"
Student: "why? Are your students sending you some? ;)"

by Killadeed0g March 30, 2015

booger

An exceptionally ugly female.

That brawd right there is a booger.

by I Am Who I Am June 2, 2005

Boobielisious

To have or to have acquired desirable beasts.

' man she Boobielisious homes! '

'She's rather Boobielisious isn't she? '

by adskia1a1 June 17, 2009