Baking Air Biscuits

fresh air passing a turd, commonly known as a fart

When we were in the movie theater, Ryan wouldn't stop baking air biscuits.

by Kap131 March 17, 2011

Shoot the Biscuit

A game that involves a group of guys in a circle jerk around a biscuit. The last one to jizz onto the Biscuit is the loser and has to eat the biscuit.

Guy #1: I fucking hate Alberta cowboys.
Guy #2: Why
Guy #1: Those fucking faggots always play shoot the biscuit!

by Old_Spice February 16, 2014

Carpet Biscuits

A narrow excretion left on ones carpet

Yo Homeboy left me carpet biscuits this mornning.

by Jnailsrelly August 2, 2008

Chicken in a biscuit

The act of putting a chicken leg in a skank's vag with a yeast infection and then proceeding to eat it out.

Spanky : I can't believe Amber wanted to give me a chicken in a biscuit last night. Gross!

by biiitchtits August 1, 2016

chuck biscuits

The act of vomiting profusely after an insanely gut wrenching ride at the fair or an amusment park, particularly after indulging in a greasy, disgusting carnival entree.

We rode that coaster 16 times. Whoo! I had to chuck biscuits after I stumbled off!

by Music53 January 21, 2009

freedom biscuit

croissant

We're boycotting France so, so I call a croissant a freedom biscuit.

freedom biscuit freedom biscuit

by lord Vittles VI September 27, 2008

Whisker Biscuit

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

by The Devil's ex January 26, 2018