raccoon sushi bar

a fish pond on your property that is frequented by raccoons and other vermin of the night.

my fish pond becomes a raccoon sushi bar after dark.

by michaelmas June 11, 2006

allah ack bar

something a terrorist says just before he hits a building head first.

from family guy : Peter griffin"oh my god you missed the time america was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers"." allah ack bar" SPLAT!

by dxjames123 May 25, 2010

Random Bar Douche

That guy you see in a bar with one of those stupid thin beard things, He always wears his sunglasses at night or when he wants to look cool, and he always has stupid average cheesy pick up lines like "Hey baby, wanna do it in the bathroom?"

I walked in the bar and it was filled with random bar douches, they all were drinking Coors Light and not shaving.

Look at that random bar douche, he looks so random and douchy.

by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

Mars Bar Kiss

When u put a Mars Bar up her and then as it melts u eat it out of her.

Wna mars bar kiss?

by Moloopa April 27, 2003

japanese whammy bar

When a man has an extremely large boner and the female/male (depending on preferences) grabs the large boner and bends in a very obstructive fashion, which may lead to a crack in the pelvic area.

I was at my friends and he was having a very pleasurable dream and so i decided to give him the japanese whammy bar.

by 69 Baby Jesus 69 July 1, 2009

bar blow out

When you have to shit while you're in a dive bar and all the stalls are full so you shit all over the floor and make eye contact with a person walking in.

I walked in to see the bartender having a bar blow out.

by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021

Quarter Bar of Death

Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.

A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.

After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load

Looks like this:

|||||_____________

"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"

"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"

by Ms. Paul Kemp February 14, 2012