blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Blasted

When you finger someone.

“I blasted Lila at the party last night bro.”

by eggcellant December 2, 2018

Cheddar Blast

Getting your vagina digitally penetrated and stimulated.

Remember when she got cheddar blasted by Joey Fatone? Hawt!

by Nowaygo May 25, 2025

Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.

Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!

by Finkykuck November 21, 2016

coochie blast

To Coochie blast is to finger a girl hard she cums almost instantly

Bro she bet it was impossible to make her cum in a minute so I’m gona coochie blast her tonight and prove her wrong

by Notnickkkkkkk November 3, 2019

Tat-Blast

Presenting someone an otherwise concealed tattoo as a mating call ritual.

Jamie: "Dude, this emo girl totally tat-blasted me on the subway."
Alex: "Hell yeah, man. Did you get her number?"
Jamie: "Just coming back from her place."

by 0MasterBlaster December 23, 2024

Getto Blasted

When you just get done working your shift in the bush the you go over to a low grade chicks house finger blast the shit out of her then leave and never call again

Brandon- "ya man I totally just getto blasted that chick from rocky mountain house"

by Ray Odessa69 February 16, 2022