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82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.
I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!
by dagosti August 22, 2023
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Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P)

When Military men arrive to a new base/station and find a civie girl to sleep with for the duration of their stay/orders to fufill sexual urges/desires, when they recieve orders elsewhere, they drop their B.P.P for a new one at their next base.
I miss my last Base Pocket-Pussy (B.P.P), she got down and FREAKY with me, She was a blonde college girl from Miami.
by thechavez September 20, 2023
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based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs
Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)
by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023
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based

"Have you seen Corey? She is so based?"
by Milord220 October 4, 2023
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La base

Ykhi nti la base wla
by Ayxxbfzl November 22, 2021
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La base

Ykhi nti la base wla
Send nudes hhhh
by Ayxxbfzl November 22, 2021
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Based

When one of you're friends is fucking cringe
Me: why are you so based
Boy: dude lmao what are you talking about?
by holyshitgivemeaname December 5, 2020
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