Am

When someone uses “Am” instead of “I’m ” or “I am” I just assume they’re stupid, it just doesn’t sound good.

Am going to the grocery store.

by Jordan6Infared March 25, 2022

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Get the Ammug.

It is 3 am

Go to sleep then. It’s that simple. Stop binge watching game theory and go to bed. You need it

Person 1: it is 3 am
Person 2: go to fucking bed

by Breakingbadisthebestshow69 September 1, 2023

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Get the It is 3 ammug.

I am not crazy! I am not crazy, I know he swapped those numbers, I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carte, as if I could ever make such a mistake. Never, never! I just- I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him.

You think this is something- you think this is bad? This, this chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard. Are you telling me a man just happens to fall like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof, and I saved him! I shouldn't have, I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance. And you- you have to stop him, you...

by TheGuywiththetea February 11, 2024

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