Hand-cano

The act of male masterbation, in which the semen flows like goo out of the tip, thus making it appear as if a volcano erupted onto ones hand. Can also be used as an insult.

"Man, I was tugging one out last night when to my demise, it ended in a hand-cano!"

Insult: " Oh man that kid Tyler? He can go hand-cano himself he's a real bitch."

by DrTeabagPHD September 19, 2010

Call Hands

New Orleans slang meaning lets fight; bring it. It's close to the West Coast (California) expression-come see me.

Call hands!

by Cali<3 August 24, 2010

Packer Hand

A godly figure capable of building almost anything. Can fix most anything and gets no respect for it. Often very under appreciated and asked to do more than anyone.

Dude this shit is fubared we better get a packer hand to work on it.

by j hawk August 31, 2010

grimey hands

Hands that posses a distinct slimy/humid texture.

HOLY SHIT MAN! I shook Harry's grimey hands, so now I want to cut off my own hand!!!

by Jarred Herrera September 1, 2008

beatabitch hands

big hands or fists, long or fat fingers

person 1 : damn u got big hands
person 2: yup beatabitch hands nigga

by fat skeleton man December 26, 2007

Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

pimp'n hand

The hand most often used to slap your ho's when they dont turn up with your cash.

Man, if dat ho dont give me ma money fo dem last two johns she just blowed ahm gunna have to get out da "pimp'n hand" and chek dat bitch!

by Daryl. W September 30, 2008