Girlfriend

Something you're clearly missing in your life cz you'd be talking to her rn instead of being a complete idiot

This mf don't got a girlfriend 😅

Ps if she left u sorry took her

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

girlfriended

when an item of clothing is no longer in your possession because it was taken by your girlfriend

“Bruh why don’t you have tracksuit bottoms?!”
“They got girlfriended”

by gladweenus July 9, 2020

Interim girlfriend

To be temporary or in the place of

I think you should be my interim girlfriend.

by Coreytyree19 December 29, 2022

National girlfriend day

national gf day is on may 22nd and on this day you should post and spoil your gf and if she’s ur gf that’s not ur gf yet MAKE HER YOUR GF THIS DAY!

national girlfriend day is when you should remind her of what she means to you

by minionluvr May 19, 2022

Girlfriend butt

When a woman’s butt is not too big nor not too small, something you can perfectly fit in your hand.

“She has the perfect girlfriend butt for my boyfriend dick”

by InquisitiveFish January 24, 2023

Girlfriend Movie

A movie you can watch with your girlfriend without getting in trouble. Often used in the negative sense, i.e. "Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not a Girlfriend Movie." Movie can also be substituted for music, TV show, etc.

"Bro I don't understand why Sheila got so mad at me while we were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!"
"Are you serious dude?? That is totally not a girlfriend movie. Rookie mistake."

by meadowgreen November 4, 2022

Heissenberg's Girlfriend

Heissenberg's girlfriend: A girlfriend that is so eager to determine ,
with certainty, the state or position of your relationship, that she
will completely kill the momentum of the relationship to accomplish her
objective.

Susie wanted desperately to be married, but unfortunately she became a Heissenberg's Girlfriend and killed the momentum just before her boyfrend was about to propose.

by Juswords November 15, 2024