Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

tin of fruit

When someone isn’t wired up properly

Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

by Cooncil July 31, 2023

National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

by Oakridge October 21, 2021

Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

Juicy Fruited

Juicy Fruited ; means rooted.

Also see C19-enviro

The planets half Juicy Fruited, but on it's way to repair.

by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.

"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."

by Rap-Tore June 3, 2016

Fruit Punch

Fruit Punch is a delicious drink. It’s a very nice drink to have in the summer, at parties, really at any time. That’s whats special about it! If its in a carton, you can throw it down the sewer so the rats will drink it. They sure will enjoy it! Fruit Punch is refreshing. It can help you relax for once in the world. In conclusion, you should appreciate the existence of fruit punch.

‘What drink are we gonna bring to the party?” “Fruit punch.”

by kirby1000 May 29, 2022