A deadbeat dan is a father figure, usually suffering from an addiction or substance abuse( drugs or alcohol). Can or will have multiple offspring from different parents, with out ever being married. Is typically a toxic person, and thinks very highly of themselves, but has little life accomplishments to speak of.
by Texan anon July 27, 2021
Get the Deadbeat danmug. dan is dog water. if youre friends with a dan his dads fat and his mom is waiting to make love to you.
Dan your dads overweight!
by SGhero48 January 26, 2021
Get the Danmug. Iron chode, protector, guardian, has your back, loyal, full of humor and wise-cracks, has the best laugh, all noises out of his mouth are great, he moans and purrs in his sleep, has a strong back, supportive, loyal, a genuine guy who stays out of other's business, mums the word, private yet willing to share, women throw themselves at him and beg, biting at the bit, from Boston, beautiful smile, deep gorgeous eyes you could get lost in, a flirt, a man's man, thick fingers, intelligent, will always have your back, the heart to serve humanity, athletic, grunts and moans that make your knees weak. Dan is the man, a man's man. Don't let him go.
Dan's iron chode made me moan all day and all night. Dan's cock walk has the ladies like...ummmmmm hmmmmm. Dan's moans are enough to make you squirt.
by Swahinee March 23, 2021
Get the Danmug. the sexiest man alive
the best lead singer
very strong
best lgbt+ rights activist
owner of the best band alive
husband to a beautiful wife
the best lead singer
very strong
best lgbt+ rights activist
owner of the best band alive
husband to a beautiful wife
by danreynoldsis legend November 1, 2021
Get the dan reynoldsmug. by doglover96 December 24, 2018
Get the DANmug. The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.
by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021
Get the Dan's Lawmug. by fuckdan2 January 27, 2014
Get the dan lengelmug.