suck my pumpkin

Something entirely family friendly that also has a vulgar sound to it that you can say on Halloween to someone who has no treat for you at their front door.

Hey there you cheap dipstick, why don’t you suck my pumpkin?

by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021

Suck it old witch

An snarky insult which is parent friendly

Yolanda- your so fat
Robert- suck it old witch

by Popo water bottle June 4, 2023

sucking thumb

If your female still sucking your thumb in your older age , you must love giving head

Sucking thumb is to put your finger in your mouth

by Jummmyyy January 15, 2015

Dick Sucking Lips

Usually a female who has lips so perfect and full, they look as if they should be wrapped around a dick right now. Usually with high gloss lip gloss coated on them.

Damn, is that cum or lip gloss on Keisha's beautiful dick sucking lips

by Phred May 23, 2004

Fucking Thing Sucks

A general statement of anger or disapproval, whenever you encounter something you don't like or approve of.

Originated by Bill O'Reilly in a 1991 video of him blowing up over the closing of a show on Inside Edition.

"I can't even install Windows 7 on this computer! FUCKING THING SUCKS!"

by garfieldelric December 3, 2011

Dick Sucking Diva

A bitch who be sucking meat like she has cancer and it has the cure.

Dog, i don't mean to be rude, but ya momma a dick sucking diva son!

by Drew251 January 13, 2009

Suck A Ball Y'all

A phrase that can be used upon ones exit from a group of people or shouted out a car window at people waiting for a bus. The phrase can be used to upset or insult others or as a friendly phrase. The phrase was invented by a scientist in Fort Collins ,Colorado as a funny way to leave a party. This scientist also wanted to be credited as the inventor of this phrase and has attempted so by creating shirts, a website, and the first known tweet using the Suck A Ball Y'All phrase in it.

" Suck A Ball Y'All! " Yelled at teenagers smoking on a street corner.

by SuckABallYall July 28, 2011