shit jaw

The horrible taste in your mouth after you've licked your boyfriend/girlfriend's ass

1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.

2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

Shit Ass

A guy who waches a man speed run minecraft

Hay shit ass wanna wach me speed run

by Guak Guak 9000 January 20, 2021

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

Shit the slit

An odd and peculiar sexual fetish where the woman is on her back and rolls on to her shoulders presenting her pussy to the sky. The man, or woman then steps between her legs into a scissoring position and then proceeds to fire a hot log right into her vagina. This obviously only works if the turd is relatively hard and/or the pussy is extremely loose.

Tammy was feeling overly naughty last night and asked me to shit the slit.

by Go Balls Deep1 August 17, 2023

MANDATORY SHIT MEME

It is to what every PEDOPHILE must do.

For punishment the MANDATORY SHIT MEME for each and every PEDOPHILE is the MANDATORY SHITEATER punishment and to GO IN DRY when necessary.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021

Like my shit doesn't stink

That is the only thing motivating the people here.

Hym "You don't want me to be able to walk around like my shit doesn't stink even though I'm surrounded by you idiots and I use public bathrooms and I KNOW that yours stinks worse. So, fuck you. Animation lost the vote. Do the Animation. Compare it to 'The Manhwa were the main character's power is a HUD. He's the Shadow monarch' let's see if you can beat one piece too. I'll even watch it myself and promote it myself. Hell! If I get my money I will even PAY for it. I would LOVE to pay you to make that."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

acoustic shit

An "acoustic shit" that falls out without sensation is an instance of fecal elimination marked by an absence of awareness or control. this phenomenon, often associated with conditions like "big ol prison wallet" or "profuse butthole smoke".

after all of Galacta ran a train on Noisy he took an "acoustic shit".

by Lou. Sassle February 17, 2024