I am paining

Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.

"Metal is satanism!" - "I am paining"

by Vincentusus February 8, 2021

ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

by predator101 May 31, 2023

I don’t hat

phrase coined in 2019 meaning “I am telling the truth and looking stylish in this hat while doing so”

person 1: are you serious?
person 2: yeah bro, I don’t hat

by notgeorgie1234 November 13, 2020

Koki I. Vutov

He is a bright and talented young individual, capable of achieving absolutely nothing, cherished by no one, he doesn't flinch at human torture, he eats babies and kills newborn puppies for a living.

He chill.

Holly shit Koki I. Vutov is coming by, quickly, hide your babies and newborn puppies!
Yeah man, he fucked my goldfish and he touched my anus.

by Chicken Handling Man February 25, 2025

I gotta go pee

The term ''I gotta go pee''

Is a term referencing the use of a toilet and releasing fluids from your penis

Is can also be said as ''I gotta go piss!''

Mom I gotta go pee!

by LeanAnimator March 15, 2023

I Will REVOLT!

What you say to someone when they're trying to force you to do something. Most of the time used as a joke, but one can say it seriously if they see it fit.

Person 1: You are now my slave nyehehe—
Person 2: I will REVOLT!

by DARK.EXE December 4, 2020

If I may sip...

A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.

"Omg girl, if I may sip... what happened last night?!"

by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025