Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.

Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.

by Naplii December 1, 2023

FaceTime jail

when your significant other doesn’t want to FaceTime

My boyfriend put me in FaceTime jail and I didn’t get to FaceTime him all weekend.

by CriZtoph December 3, 2023

Facertain

Pronunciation: “fa-certain”
Definition: A combination of “fasho” and “for certain”.

Mom: “ayo son did you do yo homework?”
Son: “facertain.”

by treyyur December 5, 2023

Facebook Fuckboy

A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for boys like Jacob Sartorius. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 like Josh Richards, Lil Huddy, and more.

Hey gurl. Do you remember @ Prettyboyriicckkyy ??
Ricky from middle and high school?? Girl he was such a Facebook Fuckboy!! 😭💀

by AutisticBlackGirl December 10, 2023

facetwitterverse

social media platforms

Hey Dre, did you post that on the facetwitterverse yet?

by dre-ah December 12, 2023

Facey

Being Facey or Face, is the act of positively showcasing one's face in any social setting. To be Facey is to be widely recognized and associated with positive clout. Facey can be either positive or negative, depending on how someone represents themself in the given social setting.

Positive Face: Big E was out last night at the biggest club in town, he was in the VIP section on top of the table with a jumbo bottle of 1942 and all the baddest shawties were dancing on him. He was being mad Facey.
Negative Face: Big E was out last night at the biggest club in town, he was in the GA section, caught an elbow to the face, had a drink spilled on him and ate shit after slipping on some girls throw up. Negative Face for Big E.

by NINO-CEE-345 December 13, 2023

Facebook Fuckboy

A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14-18 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for Musically and TikTok fuckboys. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 on Tiktok.

“Hey girl. Do you remember @Prettyboyriicckkyy from Middle School and High School???”
“Ricky Smith? Oh gurl, he was such a Facebook Fuckboy.” 💀

by AutisticBlackGirl December 17, 2023