One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

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Two man

A two or 2 man is when 2 men either have sex with a girl at the same time or one after another.

It can be used past tense like me and bro went on a two man and shit was right.

Or

It can be used in the present like aye bro look over there a 2 man for sure. Or aye bro im at the gstat right now I see a 2 man wyo wtw

by deathh70 October 18, 2025

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A sad man

When sultan try’s to be cool but fails

wow sultan ur such a sad man

by NineOuttaTen April 28, 2019

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Man It

What you tell someone when they need to man up and do something.

Guy 1: Dude, I'm not going to eat that

Guy 2: JUST MAN IT

by Slim and Skinny April 30, 2016

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Spider-man

When conducting fellatio and he ejaculates, the semen is transferred from the mouth to the palm of the conductor’s hand and throws the semen at the recipient.

I blew my load and she whipped it right at my face like she thought she was Spider-Man, bitch.

by Katarina Dobrowski June 7, 2025

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