Grimy Old Man Shoes

Considered the best chinese traditional pop rock in West New York , NJ. Started in

Oh man , the Grimy Old Man Shoes is playing at Steve's house today.

by Iodop May 6, 2009

Pregnant man

This is a name given to a man who is small and has a rounded belly which makes him looks pregnant. These people usually go by the name Thomas or Tom for short.

Tom was described as a pregnant man

by F1 22 FACTS June 15, 2023

Hinckley Ski Mask Man

The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is a common sight to see at any of Hinckley's events. Whether it be a local run or many of Hinckley's food festivals you can always count on seeing this rare specimen wandering the area. The main way to know if you are in the presence of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man is from his impressive scent of drugs and other illegal substances. A few other ways to recognise this unusual individual is from the trail of vape fumes coming from behind him or his well know ski mask and goggles. You may also be lucky enough to see this mysterious man riding (or attempting to ride) his bike around Hinckley and has even been seen venturing out into the wilderness of East Hinckley (Or Burbage as it is also known by the residents). The most recent sightings of The Hinckley Ski Mask Man have been at the annual Christmas Fun Run where he had a spectacular run including throwing up half way up castle street and with a run like Officer Earl from that one meatball show he finished by collapsing on the ground at the end. After all this, and receiving his well deserved bag of sweets (which he was disappointed to find were not laced with fentanyl) he disappeared again and yet to be seen out in the streets of Hinckley. Be sure to look out for for this guy at the next Hinckley event but keep your distance as no one knows what is stored within his pockets.

*friend 1 and 2 walking through Hinckley food festival*
Friend 1 *points* "Is that who I think it is?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, is that The Hinckley Ski Mask Man?"
Friend 1 "I think so, we should stay away from him"
Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's a bit dodgy"

by J Cooling March 14, 2024

The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022

sun man

A person from a certain ethnic group. Specifically african-american.

Example 1:

news report: sun man guns down 12 in a typical shootout between suns, it is alledged that a glider didn't say thank you after a door was held for him thus spuring on rhe extremely violent event

Example 2:

Sun man: "no justice nigga"
Sun man 2: "no peace"

by Reverend_Crack398 May 4, 2024

Old man wisdom

When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.

*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*

Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."

20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."

Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."

20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."

by survivalofthefittest78 May 30, 2018

Tangent Man

nickname from George W. Bush for Andrew Card

Tangent Man was a WH Chief of Staff for several years and went to the University of South Carolina-Columbia like Jordan Thomas Cooper did.

by Coop Dupe December 25, 2019