The mold man is a cryptid created by troop 188. The mold man is tall with several arms. He can summon mold on command. He does have a dance.
Scout 1: “Why does our patrol box have mold in it?”
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
Scout 2: “it must be the mold man!”
*The mold man, behind a tree doing his mold man dance, chanting, “The mold man”.*
by Cryptid scouter February 20, 2025

The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.
Get your straight man energy away from me!
Get your straight man energy away from me!
by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

when video games devolopers release a video game that is broken, full of bugs, lacking in features or a combination of the above, then promise to fix it later through Updates
by ash_1998 July 8, 2025

Friend 1: Dude I just man banged that guy so hard
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!
by baconbathtub March 3, 2021

by Beefs🐢 August 23, 2023

*lay,sha and ray outside smoking*
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm
by reidsvilleliving26 April 17, 2023
