Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!

Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!

by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024

super shooter army man explosion war number 2

The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version

Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!

Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!

Guy 1: understandable have a good day

by Average High School Student December 27, 2021

Nacho man special

When a man cums over another 3/4 men and then eats nachos off their feet

I had an awesome nacho man special today!

by Shsjsndodn August 11, 2023

Man

1. A miserable little pile of secrets.

2. A featherless biped

"Behold, a man"

by Your father-in-law, Bob December 25, 2021

Man Flu

A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.

Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!

by Flobsmack August 21, 2023

real man

A term mostly women use to groom men into a man who takes women on dinner dates, buys her flowers and gifts, agrees with and defends anything the women says, does what she demands and sacrifices his interests and beliefs to support hers.

"I'm a real man who knows how to treat a lady, last week I went on a random date, bought her flowers and a silver necklace, took her to dinner, and then I went home. that's what real men do, right?".

by Based Fiend July 19, 2024

big man bag purse

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014