Meat Manned

When a Parody Twitter account uses the wrong account, mistaking it for another one.

You used the wrong account, you meat manned.

by GhostlyWriter April 12, 2025

Ant-Man <<<Paul Stephen Rudd>> & I Literally Just Forgot <Perfect Memory>

Ant-Man <<<Paul Stephen Rudd>> & I Literally Just Forgot <Perfect Memory>

Ant-Man <<<Paul Stephen Rudd>> & I Literally Just Forgot <Perfect Memory>

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.

Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?

by Raizkii April 14, 2025

Strautism Man

A stereotypical internet activist who obsessively constructs and attacks straw man arguments, often with a hyper-focused, almost autistic zeal. This keyboard warrior misrepresents opponents’ views to dunk on them, fueled by a mix of self-righteous fury and an inability to grasp nuance.

"Did you see that thread? Strautism Man was out here claiming everyone who likes pizza secretly hates freedom."

by LeftTitGout April 15, 2025

Boss man beets

A poes! Someone who has a Klein piel. Is always kwaad.

My brother is a real boss man beets

by Super farmer April 16, 2025

Belt man

A man who would use a belt as an accessory for rough sex.

I had rough sex yesterday, it was with that belt man, Brody.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 16, 2025

Man

The thing you know you want. You already know you're gay, so this is your sign to talk to him.

"Man I love jerry. I want him to cum inside my ass and slowly lick it." -Everett

by Squidwards Sentient Clarinet April 17, 2025