guy 1: hey i need to tell you something
guy 2: yeah bro
guy 1: i have a red shit is there something wrong with that
Guy 2: bro what go get that checked out don't tell me.
guy 2: yeah bro
guy 1: i have a red shit is there something wrong with that
Guy 2: bro what go get that checked out don't tell me.
by XxChxxryMaster June 30, 2022
Get the red shit mug."Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"
"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."
"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."
by KinniKitty May 2, 2018
Get the shit twin mug.Chan is a term used in Japanese to refer to relatives or close people. But we don't listen to the rules outside of Japan, so Shit-chan is used for shittocks. Close to shitko.
That little shit-chan destroyed my book and laughed at me and told me not to tell anyone, or else she would tell my parents that I got mad and destroyed the book!
Someone was a shit-chan to me, and now I hate all of humanity!
Someone was a shit-chan to me, and now I hate all of humanity!
by Waea March 8, 2023
Get the Shit-chan mug.The absolute one thing, the boys can not lie on. No like seriously you just can’t lie on it. It’s unforgivable if you do. So don’t. I’m serious don’t. They say, one kid lied on homie shit and…was never seen again.
“Craig did you and Becca really hit it off last night?” “Bro I on homie shit we did”
“Dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut” “on homie shit I didn’t”
“I dare you to jump in that fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro!”
“Ight bet now I have to”
“Dude say on homie shit you didn’t eat the last donut” “on homie shit I didn’t”
“I dare you to jump in that fountain”
“On homie shit?”
“On homie shit bro!”
“Ight bet now I have to”
by Homie king July 11, 2022
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Get the Fat Shit mug.On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.
Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
by themightydmc August 4, 2022
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