The Crab Man

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

by Themethking September 25, 2018

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Man whore

Man who gets with anything that walks. May lie to you, will probably try to fuck your friends.

See also: Chris

Chris is such a man whore

by user227394 March 26, 2023

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Man of the Streets

A hobo

I just walked by a Man of the Streets this morning. He was very filthy

by CuppaDoe June 24, 2024

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dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.

It smells like dying old man intestines in there

by Pebbles B August 31, 2023

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A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.

Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man

by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020

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