wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating

1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"

by sannak June 18, 2006

10,000 Year Old Dick

An Ancient Chinese Trick: You burry your penis in the ground for three years, then you let a dumb whore suck on it.

John: How Was That Asian Hooker Last Night?
Bob: It was great I gave her my 10,000 Year Old Dick!

by Revort August 10, 2008

kaeya's dick size

microscopic, miniscule, atomic

wow hes so small!

he's kaeya's dick size

by Playerunkown97 June 19, 2022

dick-five-o

A cop that thinks that he/she is cool or hip, ala Hawaii Five O, but of course is not. Also useful for cops that are stuck in 70's fashion.

While hanging out at the mall:
"Oh great, here comes dick-five-o again!"

by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Dirty Dick Water

While in the shower with the water streaming from your member, you slap your penis towards your belly button creating a stream of dirty dick water for others to enjoy.

My wife walked into the bathroom while I was in the shower and I hit her with the dirty dick water.

by Triplikeeyedo February 21, 2013

phantom dick pain

The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region

Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things

by neverscurred January 26, 2014

oatmeal chili dick

the act of puking on a guys penis after blowing him

Rachel gave me an oatmeal chili dick last night.

by EmilyBlinks182 February 5, 2012