i go to school by bus

a common phrase used to express fuck u, or an excuse not to travel to school together

example 1

lachlan: can u grab me a bottle of water rq?
lucas: i go to school by bus

example 2:
andrew: wanna walk to sch together?
tyler: i go to school by bus

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

What I said

I know what I said. Why I said it is more important. I'm never going to feel bad about it because your lives stopped mattering the second she fucked that mongoloid.

Hym "I said what I said. Outside of emergency money you all are a detriment to my existence. Hey, what do you think is the best way to cook brains? Like... Scrabbled eggs? Meat loaf? Probably meat loaf, right?"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

I Wanted A Vasectomy At Age Sixteen

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

I smell like peanut butter

In video games being so sweaty that you start to smell like peanut butter. Coined by Miggitymaan while playing Tarkov/DayZ/ and Gang Beasts

I'm so sweaty, I smell like peanut butter...

by Miggitymaan June 1, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Kissed A Boy AnUdA Liked It So However The Kiss Came With More Flashbacks Than A Chapstick So It Was As Such To A Much Need Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

i lift at home

An phrase typically made to convince someone that you work out at home when said person asks you to go to the gym with them. Effective on most people but if your numbers aren't going up then it becomes rather clear that you are a total liar.

Person 1: bro you trying to go work out tonight?
Person 2: Nah man I'm good. I lift at home most of the time.

by Juanthejumper September 3, 2016