When you want to go out with a stranger for the first time but you are scared he could be a murderer so you bring your girlfriend and ask the guy to bring a guy for her so the chances of being killed lower
by Gossipgirl2005 March 28, 2025
Get the Two Man mug.The Man is a 7'0 tall man that protects his one and only fav person. The Man has a brother but he's from the under realm. The Man is overprotective to the point if someone tries to talk or touch his person, he will make them see the light faster than ever. He is a trusting man and he comes from the "heavens" instead of the under realm. He always sins but no matter what no one will ever catch him. No one has ever seen The Man himself and if they have there already dead. The Man is also all black and has 3 eyes, one to keep on his person and the other two to just work like how ours work. The only way you will ever own The Man is if a spider crawls on your leg and then someone calls to you saying- "There's a spider on your leg and they will haunt you at night". But it only happens if the person who already owns The Man dies and pass's it on to another on going person. I'd say don't mess with The Man and if you do see what happens.
by TheBrotherIsMine March 31, 2025
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by Xiomongaliji March 31, 2025
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The phrase was coined by Ross Bryant during an episode of Make Some Noise.
I'm shocked that nobody out of the 18k likes on that one comment birthed this definition yet, even after five months.
The phrase was coined by Ross Bryant during an episode of Make Some Noise.
I'm shocked that nobody out of the 18k likes on that one comment birthed this definition yet, even after five months.
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by clit rubber3000 April 2, 2025
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by mcDonalds_sucks_ngl April 2, 2025
Get the Money-man mug.The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.
A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
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