shit and spit

The act on taking a shit and jerking off at the same time

Dude, I didn't have enough time to get ready for the BBQ so I had to shit and spit!

by Poonnuggetz April 19, 2016

shit-stained ballz

When your banging a chick, who didn't wipe her ass good after she took a massive dump .. and your saggy balls are smacking her dirty asshole while fucking her pussy ...this is when you get "shit-stained ballz".

Dam bro, becky needs to start wiping her ass after she takes a shit, I pounded her pussy last night ..and got a bad case of "shit-stained ballz"

by Dunkin D April 22, 2016

rusty shit

The painfull scrathes you feel while pooing after you ate spicy food

Man after eugene and I ate that curry I have a serious case of rusty shit

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

shit jaw

The horrible taste in your mouth after you've licked your boyfriend/girlfriend's ass

1.) I have to go to the dentist,but I can't ,because I've got shit jaw after licking jack's B-hole.

2.) Man sarah should really wash herself more often, she gave me shit jaw.

by chubbzilla April 24, 2016

shit punch

shit punch: Losing a piece of one's mind, and literally shitting in your hand to punch someone in the face with said shit.

Larry shit punched his wife for nagging him incessantly about something she could have done instead of nagging him for 20 years.

by Trayniac May 1, 2016

get in some gangster shit

To go out and fight someone
Beef

Man 1: fuck u
Man 2: u want to get in some gangster shit?

by Brown iverson May 5, 2016

racehorse shits

When after holding in your shits too long, you wind up shitting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse shits while running its track.

I got stuck in a conversation with Cindy at the party for so long, that when I ran to the bathroom I got the racehorse shits. She didn't call me back later.

by Siniscarr May 8, 2016