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chop off dick december

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!
by DickLover250 October 3, 2020
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FUCK BICH TRUMP DICK

I dont know a lot of bad words so I came up with FUCK BICH TRUMP DICK.
FUCK BICH TRUMP DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Eren Yeeter December 3, 2020
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Real big dick energy

These days usually you meet a female and sometime, usually within the first 3-5 mins. Girls be freaks and men just DGAF. Then men usually always lead the convo. Start saying how big his dick his, how he gonna make her cum over over. And how she gonna be shaking afterwards. Exposing her to her, by making her squirt for the first time ever. If you feel like you’re gonna give her the best dick and sex she’s ever had.

BIG DICK ENERGY IS when you actually execute and do everything say you’re gonna do. I tell a female everytime, i dont lie on my dick. I’m trying to make that a thing. So please dont say it, unless its true and you got it like that. Only so many men can do this, my guess is 10/100 people realistically possess BIG DICK ENERGY.
Him: I’ma have you cummin and cummin, she says, while you’re cummin inside her, (in the condom) i knew you was going to lay that dick down, because i felt that REAL BIG DICK ENERGY right when you went inside me.
by JarSjar June 8, 2022
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Small Dick Appreciation Day

April 18th

Established in 2022, going forward we as a society will recognize below average penises (or dicks/cocks/etc.) and appreciate and shine light on them on this day.
by RealLifeDawg56 April 18, 2022
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stick my dick in a midget

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"
by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021
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Think about this dick fucko

Top: “I’m listening to music and thinking
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Dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga

Daniel Benjamin Greenblatt. Also a term for anal adventurers of the African American persuasion. Seen in such films as "Black Poles in Dark Holes Three" and "Schindler's List." Daniel received this nickname whilst acting for freaksofcock.com.
Dammit Lawrence, fill up the Brita and quit being a dick-in-the-booty-ass nigga.
by Shlomo Bukkakke January 3, 2008
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