We Will Fuck Tonight

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.

What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

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Fuck Bicycle(s)

1.) A fuck bicycle is essential just a penis. Just like bicycles, they are ridden :-:

2.) An exercise machine with a dildo on top that powers as you cycle <3

3.) An anology for rider or die chicks who are down for fucking anytime anyday for the most part '...'

4a.) A hard man ready to ride and lasts over 5 minutes 4.b) A fuck bicycle lmao

Gurl! My man is a fuck bicycle I dont need no help getting dick from other fuck bicycle(s)

by BestDefiner227 September 15, 2016

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fuck yo shit

To violently force one's beer from their grasp using a downward motion with one's fist; To force someone off balance whilst intoxicated; A statement used while in the act of forcing someone to go asleep.

"Hey are you OK?!? Here let me help you up...Fuck yo shit!"

Hey man can I have one of those vitamins? Fuck yo shit!"

by Bark at these fools July 6, 2008

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