The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022
Get the The Christmas Manmug. A person who’s name name rhymes with Mesus Mominguez. Slayer of all milfs. Destroyer of all hearts. Elon Musk’s protégé
by MilfSlayer19604 January 3, 2023
Get the Wild manmug. I don’t know. I heard this from a show and this shit is menacing. I’m guessing it means for horrible people that if you are a mass murderer, you are loyal to thousands of evil and masterminded beings. I don’t really know honestly lol.
When you kill somebody, just remember, “Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god….”
by Chaotic3546 October 11, 2023
Get the Kill one man and you are a murderer; Kill them all and you are a god…mug. Someone who promises 8 to 10 inches but you only get 2 - 3
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Or a man who lies about the size of his manhood.
Don’t believe his game he’s a weather man.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
P1 How was that guy last night. He was spittin some game
P2 he’s a weather man. Promise 12 inch’s but I just got a dusting.
by DJMONEY329 February 14, 2021
Get the Weather manmug. by Wild Warren December 12, 2020
Get the Hello Asian manmug. 
Dan- "look right there Johnny I see me a black man bout 30 yards out"
Johnny- "Well ill be dammed", "HEY MUDMAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SMACK YOU SILLY BOY!"
mud man
Johnny- "Well ill be dammed", "HEY MUDMAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SMACK YOU SILLY BOY!"
mud man
by bones from monster house February 14, 2022
Get the MUD MANmug.