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by MarkoPolo April 11, 2017
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One Punch Man

A webcomic/manga/anime written by ONE about a man named Saitama who is capable of defeating any enemy in a single punch.
The central theme of the story is that flaws in protagonists are important, and that a protagonist with zero flaws whatsoever is a boring protagonist, but most people always jump to "OMG HE CAN BEAT GOKU!!!!!!111" anytime they see the goddamned bald egghead.
OMG I JUST READ ONE PUNCH MAN LAST NIGHT AND HE TOTALLY ONE PUNCHED BOROS OMG OMG HE CAN SO BEAT GOKU!!111
..Ok?
by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022
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Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010
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A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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Trans Identified Man

A Cisgender woman who is suspected of being secretly a trans man based on appearances alone.

(Trans identified Woman is the opposite definition)
That TIM(Trans identified Man) needs to escape the closet.
by Melin Shoot May 21, 2025
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the purple man

If you find this. The_real_purple_man.2020 is I, Samuel M
Brendan thinks The purple man is mark but it really might be nick.
by Therealmanpurple November 30, 2020
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blueberry man

He’s a nice person and when he love someone he really loved him
by mathistp March 1, 2021
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