young metro

If he don't trust you he gon' shoot you

Literally, if young metro don't trust you he gon' shoot you

by nigger dicker July 20, 2016

Young solos

Gender neutral term for young fellas!

Non-Binary: Damm you look old !
Other person: You better watch it young solos!

by olabola September 26, 2021

Young larry

A person who is constantly a funny guy or just drunk.

Hes a true young larry

by skrtboyyy May 17, 2019

Young dabo

Content creator

Friends with plaqueboymax
Carti glazer

Destroy lonely in disguise

Young dabo is chopped

by Young dabo’s August 24, 2024

young waldo

A player that leaves girls asking themselves "where's Waldo?" When he's already with another girl.

(His naive ex): where's waldo?
(Homeboy) Young Waldo? That player is going with your best friend now.

by UrbanDictionaryEnthusiast April 25, 2014

young paddiwong

The name you give someone who buys you milkshakes, chicken joes, and deploys troops on demand.

STFU young paddiwong and make me a milkshake

by Young Paddiwong May 26, 2017

Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman

A euphemism for when AUNT FLO comes to visit. You might use this to describe someone for whom the RED SEA HAS PARTED. Someone with a RED BADGE OF COURAGE who cries an ocean when Carl Wheezer gets rejected by his favorite llama.

I can’t hang with you, Becky; I’m an Emotionally Active Young Teenage Woman again.

Bobby Hill: Emotionally Active Young Teenage Women always scream at me when I make jokes.
Adolf Hitler: Jokes about the RED BARON crossing the English Channel?
Carl Wheezer: No dude. Any. Joke.
George Costanza: We live in a society

Hello, Tampax? We need another shipment for our store because we’ve just been hit by a monthly stampede of emotionally active young teenage women.

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024