Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
Get the Tony Criscomug. Me: Tony what you ordering?
Tony: Chicken fingers and fries.
Me: tony you had that yesterday, twice
Tony: So
Me: ok, what about a drink
Tony: Pepsi and cherries
Me: Tony you've had this meal 7 times in 36 hours
Tony: so
Me. ok
If someone does this, they are The Tony Picinich of your life.
Tony: Chicken fingers and fries.
Me: tony you had that yesterday, twice
Tony: So
Me: ok, what about a drink
Tony: Pepsi and cherries
Me: Tony you've had this meal 7 times in 36 hours
Tony: so
Me. ok
If someone does this, they are The Tony Picinich of your life.
by Schnog January 4, 2019
Get the The Tony Picinichmug. Toni is a complicated, funny, traumatized, anxious, overly loving, caring, weird, and ambitious person. They love animals, art, music, people who have the same energy, weird things, museums, movies, tiny things, food, traveling, and sweet things. They always crave a good conversation, ramen, snacks, cake, a night drive, star gazing, a good thriller, and rom-coms. Sometimes when you meet a Toni they have a lot of baggage, stories, chocolate, they cry a lot, laugh a lot, hug a lot, have a lot of blankets, and drink a lot of coffee. They only vibe with people who are caring, loving, passionate, weird, fun, blunt, honest, and affectionate. A Toni knows when you’re mad, sad, happy, and lying. Don’t fuck with a Toni because they can be empaths and highly sensitive. Tonis are also down for a good time with good people.
We all need a Toni.
by whathappenedtowaldo November 23, 2021
Get the Tonimug. Gloria and Tony are the best couple ever! They understand each other and are are MADLY in love. Gloria and Tony had their ups and downs but at the end of the day the still love each other. Gloria is a sexy,fine,beautiful young lady, and Tony is handsome, fine dread head.
Gloria and Tony are beautiful together and they should never break up
" Yo bro, have you seen that power coupe? Their great for each other!"
" Yo bro, have you seen that power coupe? Their great for each other!"
by love.meant.to.be January 12, 2024
Get the gloria and tonymug. A typical greek ass motherfucker who has no reason to tryhard in normals, mostly refered as ''Toni''
by OmegaSlav122 February 18, 2022
Get the Tonimug. when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole
by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021
Get the tony cockmug. A man named Anthony who goes by tony and who likes men’s ass and occasionally big juicy cock. He enjoys detailing cars and playing hockey with men
by Jonny jag the fag February 18, 2023
Get the Tony Dude assmug.