and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008

Penis licking monkey testical log rolling uncle

a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

by b-rent December 19, 2004

shamil akram wahid abdahla mustafa shampika nazeela uncle

A name that represents "black" in la campana. this name was given to a friend so that we can take the piss (even if its not nice^^)

Shamil "Er_Negro" Post Made by: Er_MaKea

by Wahid April 20, 2005

its giving Goofy ahh uncle productions

if ur a watermelon lovin monkey man ur prob related to Quan dale dingle, The og of goofy ahh uncle productions.

if your giving goofy ahh uncle productions then some1 is saying that ur not slaying like at all. L. anway u suck dick and it basically means ur a homo. Nothing wrong with lesbian porn or gay sex tho.

hoe 1: " ur currently giving Goofy ahh uncle productions, you monkey."
hoe 2: well, ( bc hoe 1 uses it/ suck my huge balls self pronouns ) its giving Goofy ahh uncle productions and suck my huge balls self, u should kys. like rn u fucking retard. "
hoe 3: " ooga booga"

by quan daledinglilyton October 25, 2022

Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese

Lick my toes with cheese balls for a hundoe.

Brad said, "I Want To Eat Uncle Jimmy's Cheeseball Paradise of Yummy Sweaty, Bloody, and Hairy Toe Cheese"

by Urban alien March 9, 2021

uncle pear

uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.

suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth

by wiiuwrites January 16, 2025

Uncle Bob's recovery tips

Refers to a video course to guide you through ceasing compulsive masterbation, porn use and / or recovering from sexual addiction and sexual dysfunction.

Also

Porn induced sexual dysfunction

Yourbrainonporn.com

How's our fuckaholic doing with uncle Bob's recovery tips?

by Modern Women September 3, 2025