turd slurry

The brown (and sometimes other colors such as green, black, etc.) watery goo that is violently ejected from your anus during those long painful sessions of explosive diarrhea. Known causes: beer (in large enough quantities), Mexican food (in any quantity), stomach viruses (contracted from dirty bathrooms, Mexican food places, etc.), and from having sex with ugly women (or so I've heard).

Mary was mad at Joe because he stole her stapler. She confronted him and said "hey, Joe, why don't you go suck down a turd slurry."

by Joker_TX April 15, 2009

turd monger

1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.

1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.

by Meng September 1, 2004

turd juggler

a man juggling 3 hot turds in 5 minutes without letting one slip

wow look at that man juggling three brown hot dogs....hang on, their not hot dogs, they are human poo...wow he is one hot mo fo....no actualy he is THE TURD JUGGLER

by SARA B July 10, 2006

hairy turd

is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"

Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"

by tallwhytboi March 23, 2005

turd burgular

A homosexual or gay man.

Bruce is such a turd burgular.

by Allen Miami June 28, 2007

Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

Curd Turd

Human excrement that, for whatever reason, appears to look more like tofu than human dung.

My god, I just shat a curd turd. It looks like a bleached pickle.

by Big "So Money" Kev February 3, 2006