Touchdown Jesus

A) A holier than thou fan of football
B) Someone who believes that everyone should win in football and you should never be upset if your team loses.
C) Person who thinks his favorite team, coach, player are above any reproach because of the jersey he/she wears.

I was talking smack with a rival team when some Touchdown Jesus said, "Hey don't be rude. They just lost a big game"

I posted online that I think they should cut/fire this guy after he cost us the game. The message board resident Touchdown Jesus disagrees and thinks the guy just had a bad day.

by MLB Knights September 13, 2010

Touch jigaloos

To absolutely fuck someone’s ear canal, using the wax as lube. You then cum on the back of their knee, which makes you touch jigaloos.

I want to touch jigaloos with Emma chamberlain

by Chizz69 November 5, 2019

monkey touching

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Touchhole

A term that refers to A sexy & Fit Human Being. Normally Associated with the people of the MALIK clan.
Can also be used to desrcibe the immense knowledge, Kindness and sense of righteousness of an individual.

Fishy Fridge: OH My God, He is a such touchhole
Sam: Yeah Babe, He is a Malik innit, thats why!

by Official MOxford Dictionary August 18, 2011

touch the shower

To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.

I will touch the shower with electridades

by sg1138_ January 6, 2006

elbow toucher

A lesbian. Referring to a Degrassi episode where two lesbian touched each others elbows, indicating that they were into each other, elbow toucher.

Kendra and Kim are going out? I had no idea they were elbow touchers!

by just a degrassi fan October 19, 2010

touch downs

a fat lazy redard that has downsyndrome and writes with there shit in the KFC washroom.

jahanna has touch downs and is a fat retarded

by crx October 27, 2003