CAPTAIN GOGGLES

An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
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Captain nickolai

Captain nickolai is what you would call someone that is bald
by Naq enthusiast April 06, 2022
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Captain Blacktooth

Guy who grows his black beard out to look intimidating like a pirate but his smile looks like he sucked captain crunch’s dick for 12 hours straight.
Oh no, here comes captain blacktooth, hide your liquor
by Caulkinyourface February 10, 2021
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Captain James Kurland

The commanding officer of Deep Space Nine from 2409 onwards, as well as the captain of U.S.S. Defiant.
"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"
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Captain James Kurland

Commanding officer of Deep Space Nine and Captain of the U.S.S. Defiant as of 2409 onwards.

Voiced by Cryptic staff "Borticus".
Kurland likes to be everywhere in fact, you probably didn't notice, but he is here.
"Is Captain James Kurland here?"
"Kurland here"
by macOSbyApple May 18, 2022
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captain feed a ho

Those guys who bring food to a woman, who he isnt dating, at work. Hoping that it will get him sex in return.
Every stripper in the club has had food brought to them today. Apparently its Captain Feed a Ho day
by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 25, 2017
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captain miller

When you eat a pussy that hasn't been cleaned. Much like a pirate who haven't bathed a Captain Miller really stinks
Damn! That girl is a "10/10 would tap" but she's got a captain miller so I'll pass on the tapping...
by Tan albino "ajc" May 13, 2015
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