Green Thing

Green Thing a Troll that names her social media channels after a growth on her vagina lip

Those kids with special needs was choked out by Green Thing

by Professor DickDown June 3, 2022

Truck things

When your wife invites her friends over and you land yourself an unexpected fiveway

The girls are coming around tonight

Thats OK, I'll just do truck things.

by Drcalloway March 4, 2021

I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.

Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.

by T-mun E September 19, 2022

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

We all have a thing

Its a group of people that all have an almost relationship with one person in the group

Caitlin and Flynn have a thing

Nic and Erin also have a thing

We all have a thing

by randopando2 June 11, 2018

big ol thing of sexy

My husband

Baby you look like a....... a big ol thing of sexy...

by Herpahepagonnaphill November 12, 2020

Wet thing

this pussy.

yo come get in this wet thing😏
say less shawty😩💦

by homiedepot June 19, 2021