MAC-wack-it

a MAC owner who uses his laptop to masturbate to a variety of pictures and porn sites.

Hey, did you see that picture of Emma Stone? She is so hot, I had to MAC-wack-it before I went to work today.

by Lady Cupcake October 14, 2009

Mac n cheetos

A disgusting culinary attempt by current generation tiktokers in an attempt to get famous with their disgusting food.

Girl: "i made mac n cheetos"
You: "ewww"

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016

Mac Nubbit

A drop pass in a sport such as basketball, hockey, soccer, etc. i.e. almost handing the ball/puck to a teammate or making a pass at a very close range.

Malkin makes the Mac Nubbit to Crosby who gets hip checked and looses the puck.

by nobodyofextremeimportance July 1, 2009

Mac

The world's most advanced computers.

Everyone look Abhi got a Mac in college. He's such a show off.

by justaname1 June 6, 2025

The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

MAC`ing

When a individual is using there Macintosh products such as the Apple computer, the Ipod, the Ipad or the

Iphone.

"i missed my train cause i was MAC`ing with my Ipad"
"stop MAC`ing!!your at a funeral"!!

by Hazabobaza June 11, 2010