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Carlos the Jacker 

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.
The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.
Carlos the Jacker by scodder April 30, 2010
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felix the jew 

someone with a tiny cock and pubes on his head
wow that guys felix the jew has a tiny cock!
felix the jew by nan muncher May 14, 2015

Pull the Jake Brake 

When a guy is getting close to orgasm and he asks his lady to finish him off with a hand job, it's called "pulling the Jake Brake". This is done in remembrance of his buddy Jake who's not getting laid at the moment.
Mike was fucking Amber and was close to cumming. He told Amber to "Pull the Jake Brake" baby, I'm giving you a new hair do. She finished off the Jake Brake and ended up with a face fool of cum.

What the juice 

What the juice is saying what the fuck and in a confusing way saying it inappropriately
What the juice was that?
What the juice by Soleyboi July 30, 2020

sock to the jock 

to punch a dude or chick in his or her dick.
That little punk sitting in front of the CVS thought he was the shit , so I gave him a sock to the jock!
sock to the jock by Easy_Ed July 8, 2009