i can go to sleep

I can review it for you :)

Mom: "I can go to sleep."
Kid: Ohh! Thank you for agreeing to review my work.
Sleep = work

by Dea Sapientiae January 6, 2021

bin laden sleeping pill

an insanely tacticool HK416 rifle that put bin laden in the forever box

take the bin laden sleeping pill for example, its got a lot of fuckin attachments on it

by QUANDONDUNGLE August 27, 2022

high schooler sleep schedule

If you say someone has a high schooler sleep schedule, you are calling their sleep schedule batshit insane and non-existent. Whoever's a victim of it sleeps anywhere between 2-4 hours on average. Very common with druggies, unemployed people, and people who work overnight shifts.

Person: "It's 2am but I can't fall back asleep. Guess I'll just start my day"
Roommate: "You have a high schooler sleep schedule, don't you have anything better to do?"

by That thing in your eye May 25, 2023

does aiden need sleep

Yes he needs fucking sleep bro

Person 1: bro does Aiden need sleep?

Person 2: hell yeah he does

by Aidenneedssleep September 16, 2019

How do you sleep?

a phrase usually said when somebody does something awfully bad,yet they are fine wit´it.

Wren:how do you sleep?

Shelby:like a child

by JohnnyB.Emo July 20, 2021

Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.

Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.

by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018

go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018