Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.

She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.

by 7th-Lvl February 7, 2020

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Roadside Rocket

A rock, glass shard, or other random object on a shoulder of the road that gets launched at your windshield.

Dammit, that stupid roadside rocket put a huge crack in my windshield!

by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

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Taint Rocket

When the dick pops out during sex and goes right into the taint

Ow I’m still sore from getting Taint Rocketed last night

by Fatshotgunner August 2, 2020

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(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.

Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.

Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.

Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?

Passenger: No man, what was it?

Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!

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by jjbeanbag March 17, 2012

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